stability:

precumming:

I want kids so bad

so go to a playground and take one stupid where do u think kids come from

(via im-idiosyncratic)

vicky-leee:

viridiannightmares:

I bet anyone who doesn’t know this show would think this is a legit school picture

for a second I did, but then I saw coconut head and I screamed

vicky-leee:

viridiannightmares:

I bet anyone who doesn’t know this show would think this is a legit school picture

for a second I did, but then I saw coconut head and I screamed

(Source: viridiandreamer, via ruinedchildhood)

Speak for yourself, I can guarantee that there are plenty of guys or girls in the world that are worth a positive change that you agree with.

(Source: the90sk-i-d-s, via slowlyturninginsane)

wtfwthdude:

Comida Salvadoreña 
[Salvadoran food]

😨

(Source: salvadoran-bean)

"If you’re gonna bail, bail early. This applies to relationships, college classes, and sledding,"

— Advice from my high school science teacher, Mr. Miller (via mumfordslionheart)

(via slowlyturninginsane)

pregnantfitmom:

casualblessings:

May you have enough money to pay your bills this month with a little extra left over for a bit of fun.

This is one of the nicest things to wish for someone

(via wtfwthdude)

relijion:

American Horror Story: Murder house (2011)
Vivien: Can I ask you a personal question? Do you ever get tired of cleaning up other peoples’ messes?
Old Moira: We’re women—it’s what we do. I just get paid for it.

relijion:

American Horror Story: Murder house (2011)

Vivien: Can I ask you a personal question? Do you ever get tired of cleaning up other peoples’ messes?

Old Moira: We’re women—it’s what we do. I just get paid for it.

(via w4ilers)

Blu, Seasons

Poetry on wax

(Source: real-hiphophead, via hiphoplaboratory)

verisimilis:

This is so aesthetically satisfying. 

(Source: 99percentinvisible, via lilibeth14)

sousaphoner:

eternalwinternight:

hunhanny:

I feel educated

Where was this when I was in calculus

why am i only seeing this now like

sousaphoner:

eternalwinternight:

hunhanny:

I feel educated

Where was this when I was in calculus

why am i only seeing this now like

(Source: littlemusicalwitch, via ruinedchildhood)

4oq:

true friendship is talking about masturbating and it not being weird 

(via w4ilers)

footballbl0g:

Rene Higuita recreates his memorable scorpion-kick clearance during an exhibition match between Brazil and India in 2012.

footballbl0g:

Rene Higuita recreates his memorable scorpion-kick clearance during an exhibition match between Brazil and India in 2012.

lilysinthefall:


A UFO caught on tape!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

get out

lilysinthefall:

A UFO caught on tape!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

get out

(Source: asapscience, via ruinedchildhood)